It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.