In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.