Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
Zach BraffI don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.
Zach BraffThe problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.
Zach BraffI mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?
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