I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.