Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.