The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.