The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.