The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.