I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh