Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.