Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that