Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.