Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.