Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I never looked at bread the same way again

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?

I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.