Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?