I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins