I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.