I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.