I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.