Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that