Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.