A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
Zach BraffIf we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
Zach BraffSometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
Zach BraffAt first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter
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