Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.