Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.