Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.