I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.