It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.