It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.