Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.