Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

I had a very funny family.

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.