My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.