My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.