It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.