It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever