I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.