I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.