Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.