Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

I never looked at bread the same way again