I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.