I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.