I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.