I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.