I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.