You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
Zach BraffHave I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?
Zach BraffI know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
Zach Braff