It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

The Jews are just clumsy bakers.