I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.