I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.