I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?