Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?