I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.