The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?