The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.