The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.