My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.