My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.