Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.