It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.
Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.