Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.