People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.