People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.