I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
Zach BraffI was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.
Zach BraffBest movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
Zach BraffWhat else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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