A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.