Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful