I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.