I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.