I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.