I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?