I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.

I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.