I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.