I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

She can't say no if she's unconscious.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?