I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

She can't say no if she's unconscious.

The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?