I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.