Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.