Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.