Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.