I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?