I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.