I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.