People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.