Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?