It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.