It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever