I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.