I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.