I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough