When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.