Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.