I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.