I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food