Hookers don't like to snuggle.
Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.