I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.