I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."